Advice God

Says the only way to salvation is accepting Christ Allows you to be born in an indigenous tribe that will never hear about him

Says the only way to salvation is accepting Christ Allows you to be born in an indigenous tribe that will never hear about him  Advice God

Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras

Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras  Advice God

Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit

Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit  Advice God

Creates irrefutable evidence of evolution Condemns you for believing it

Creates irrefutable evidence of evolution Condemns you for believing it  Advice God

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross  Advice God

Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder, adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance. not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple

Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder,  adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance.  not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple  Advice God

Run for president! Lol. Never said you'd win.

Run for president! Lol.
Never said you'd win.  Advice God

I am all knowing, and created the world 6,000 years ago. Forgot to fix the carbon dating glitch.

I am all knowing, and created the world 6,000 years ago. Forgot to fix the carbon dating glitch.  Advice God

I'll give this guy intelligence, wit, and decent looks. Oh and I better not forget to make him socially awkward.

I'll give this guy intelligence, wit, and decent looks. Oh and I better not forget to make him socially awkward.  Advice God

Creates men with different size penises makes envy a sin

Creates men with different size penises  makes envy a sin  Advice God